A guide to corporate speak

I’ve been working on a corporate speak” dictionary for regular people. Anything to add to this list I started?

• Let me check with my team = No

• It’s on my roadmap = It's not happening

• This will be done in Q4 = If we’re lucky, we’ll get to it in Q2 next year

• Disagree and commit = I hate you

• Per my last email = Try reading for once in your life

• Challenging landscape = We're going out of business

• We’re in a paradigm shift = We’re trying!!!

• Let's Circle back = We will never speak about this again

• Take it offline = I’ll give you the real story when no one else is around

• 30,000 ft view = I don't know what I'm saying

• Low hanging fruit = I don’t feel like working that hard